Beach riddles are a fun way to get your kids thinking—and to get the laughs going. We’ve rounded up some of the silliest beach riddles and jokes perfect to use during your next family vacation in Indian Rocks Beach, Florida. Fair warning: these puns may induce a few groans as well. Enjoy!
BEST BEACH RIDDLES FOR KIDS & KIDS-AT-HEART
What does a bee wear to the beach?
A bikini.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Sunday.
Why did the banana wear sunscreen at the beach?
It didn’t want to peel.
What did the sand say when the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
What do you call a beach that keeps losing sand?
A shore loser.
Where is the best place to go shopping during a beach vacation?
On a sale boat.
What do you call a tiger that likes to dig in the sand?
Sandy claws.
I build up castles. I tear down mountains. I help people see. What am I?
Sand.
What kind of witch lives at the beach?
A sandwich.
What does Cinderella wear at the beach?
Glass flippers.
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
It was over 90 degrees.
Where do prehistoric reptiles go on vacation?
The dinoshore.
So did these beach riddles make you giggle or groan?
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